Born to Pun: Food and Drink
During the annual roundup rodeo, cattle ranchers bet heavily on their favorite bulls because they all have a steak in the winner. *** During the prohibition era, the mob …
Category: Puns
Born to Pun: Law and Military
When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief.” *** When someone is running for public office they’re …
Born to Pun: Hobbies and Sports
You should know that as a hobby, fishing can be enjoyable and reel relaxing. *** If you’re thinking of beginning an exercise plan, know that yoga can be a …
Born to Pun: Words and Language
There’s a new book out for ventriloquists: Articulation for Dummies. *** There’s a second new book out for ventriloquists: How to Lip-Sync for Dummies. *** The ventriloquist decided to …
Born to Pun: The Arts
Film photographers do it in a darkroom because they are fascinated by seeing what develops. *** Artists, relying on imagery from within, draw upon their inner resources for their …
Born to Pun: Work
The professional football player-turned-ventriloquist had a short learning curve when it came to throwing his voice. *** Standup comedians understand that puns are an acquired taste. They’ll use them …
Born to Pun: School
The fraternity student ended up in the university’s hospital when he was injured trying to surf “the wave” at the football game. *** When the English teacher vacationed at …