Category: Puns

What does a waiter do at the beach? He surfs food. *** What does a beach ghost say? “Buoy!” *** What’s a good name for the Sun? Ray. *** …

Why did the vampire see a therapist? Because he was going batty. *** Why did Dracula go to the doctor? Because he couldn’t stop coffin. *** Where does Dracula …

How did the cold spread? It flu. *** Where do you catch colds? On a choo-choo train. *** Why doesn’t the chin like the nose? The chin thinks the …

Why didn’t the teacher call on the light bulb for answers? Because it was a bit dim. *** How can you get your ballpoint pen to march? Yell, “Left! …

What’s a good name for a denim jacket? Jean. *** What do scientists wear to the lab? Sneakers with test tube socks. *** What do you call the marriage …

How does a chef catch a baseball? With an oven mitt. *** Why is baseball the richest sport? It’s the only one played on a diamond. *** How do …

How does a cowboy catch a herd of runaway eyeballs? He lash-oes them. *** How do eyeballs fight? They tend to lash out. *** What should you wear on …

Why did the tree travel to his hometown? He was searching for his roots. *** Why did the tree’s birthday party end so early? The other trees started leaf-ing. …

What is the most dangerous instrument to play? The Bermuda Triangle. *** Why was the piano locked out of its house? It lost its keys. *** What musical instruments …

What is the key to becoming a successful doctor? A lot of patients. *** What’s a good name for a mugger? Rob. *** What kind of dentist works in …