Category: Puns

Once you start the Japanese strategy game of “Go,” it’s hard to stop. *** Weight lifters are always weighing their options. *** Weight lifters regularly get dates with tried-and-true …

The abacus is a simple yet elegant calculating machine. There is something about it that is ingenious, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. *** To find …

Q: Why did the cow want to become an astronaut? A: She had an aunt who once jumped over the moo-n. *** The senior baker finally decided to retire …

Would you call a house cat playing a guitar a strum-pet? *** A loud musician will usually end up playing a brass instrument. *** A musician’s career is usually …

The favorite candy of sailors is Lifesavers. *** The army corporal was the Lone Ranger to survive boot camp. *** The corporal told the colonel he was a pilot …

The ex-CIA agent wrote an exposé of his years working in black ops that ran on for nearly 400 redacted pages. *** A dictionary is always a nice gift …

Q: When a famous cow dies, where is she buried? A: In a ce-moo-tery. *** When the other kids told him, “Go fly a kite!” Ben Franklin took them …

Q: What’s it called when a cow has a runny nose? A: Moo-cus. *** How long does a physician have to work before they’re no longer practicing? *** Should …

Q: Why does the cow love Harley Davidsons? A: She loves how a moo-torcycle purrs. *** Kid: Grandma, what would you say if I told you your sock had …

Fish are probably the most musical of all non-human critters because of their scales. *** When a blue whale is really upset he can become a blubbering idiot. *** …