Why did the sun get straight A’s?
Because it was very bright.
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How did the chimney sweep get to California?
He flue on a plane.
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How did the pilot fly without directions?
He just winged it.
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Why did the helicopter turn around in mid-flight?
It felt propelled to do so.
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What did the cow jump over?
The moooooo-n.
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How do aliens get clean?
They take meteor showers.
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What do you call aliens who do karate?
Martian-arts experts.
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What’s the best way to see the constellations up close?
Climb up the star-case.
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How do you contact people on Saturn?
Give them a ring.
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How do you keep an asteroid’s hair looking nice?
You com-et.
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Are the restaurants on Jupiter any good?
Well, the food is tasty, but the restaurants lack atmosphere.
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Where do NASA employees eat?
On the lunch pad.
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What do NASA employees eat their lunches on?
Satellite dishes.
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How does a hen have a baby hen?
She laser.
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What space weapons are very chewy?
Laser gums.
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What mistake did the astronaut make?
He didn’t consider the gravity of his situation.
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How do you prepare for a trip to the Mars?
Plan-et well.
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Are astronauts as smartas they say?
For the most part,
but they can be a bit space-y.
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How did Mars take Venus to court?
It filed a space suit.
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How do you get a spaceship to sleep?
You rock-et.
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What’s a good name for a molecule?
Adam.
