What does a waiter do at the beach?
He surfs food.
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What does a beach ghost say?
“Buoy!”
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What’s a good name for the Sun?
Ray.
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What do slow-talking people sit under at the beach?
An ummmmmmmbrella.
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Why was the surfer dude yawning at the beach?
Because he was board.
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What do clams do when it rains at the beach?
They seek shell-ter.
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Why did the ocean’s mother punish him?
Because he wasn’t keeping his room tide-y.
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What do fishing boats do when they catch the flu?
They make an appointment with the local dock.
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What does a tropical fruit wear to the beach?
A bikiwi.
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What bikini got stuck in a chimney?
The bathing soot.
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What did the kneecap get when it went scuba diving?
The bends.
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What did the elephants wear to the beach?
Trunks.
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What do hamburgers do at the beach?
Build bun-fires.
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Where do movie stars vacation?
On a Tom Cruise ship.
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How does seaweed move?
With a little kelp from its friends.
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What does the ocean spread at Christmastime?
Good tide-ings.
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Why was the ocean a lousy house guest?
Because it made a lot of long distance foam calls.
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What does the ocean do to say goodbye?
Wave.
