What’s a good name for a denim jacket?
Jean.
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What do scientists wear to the lab?
Sneakers with test tube socks.
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What do you call the marriage of two old socks?
Hole-y matrimony.
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What kind of music do shoemakers love?
Sole music.
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How did the shoe salesman get his daughter into the movie without paying?
He had to sneaker in.
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Why did the cowboy leave his job at the shoe store?
He got the boot.
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What does a phone book wear to a fancy party?
Ad-dress.
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What do your clothes do when your closet is too full?
Oh, they just hang around.
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What nutrient do clothes need?
Iron.
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Why did the skirt end up in prison?
It pleated guilty.
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Where do finger puppets get their outfits?
They’re all hand-me-downs.
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What underwear do prizefighters wear?
Boxer shorts.
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How do you know a hat is in a good mood?
It’s brim-ming with joy.
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Why did the hat turn bad?
It was hanging out with a lot of hoods.
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How do you entertain a hemline?
Keep it in stitches.
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Why were the pants brought to the police precinct?
They got cuffed.
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What did the mother say to the book before it went outside to play?
“Don’t forget to put on your jacket!”
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How did one mitten feel about the other mitten?
He was in glove with her.
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What jackets do firefighters wear?
Blaze-ers.
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What is a tie’s favorite Shakespearean quote?
“To be or knot to be.”
